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There's not much I can say about Fat Horse, other than this fandragon being the only one of mine I spent significant time breeding for the correct colors.

As for the horse itself, this character appeared so briefly that it doesn't even have a name. I don't have so much to say about it as I do the cartoon it's from.

What's Opera, Doc? is a Looney Toons cartoon that premiered in 1957. Featuring Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd feuding while singing in operatic style, this cartoon took significantly more time and work than other cartoons being produced by Warner Brothers at the time. It is widely regarded as one of the greatest cartoons of all time.

If you have seven minutes to spare, highly recommend giving it a watch, especially if you've never seen it before.

This review may contain spoilers. 

stop calling this movie "twisty." the twist is that rich people are evil pervert. that is not a twist. that is information. 

personally this would never happen to me because i would simply use my Eyes and Ears to detect the evil house and then leave. "but she needed the job" i don’t care. i will become a different person with a different job. i will move to the woods and eat bugs. i am not sleeping in the punishment attic. i am build different. i have what scientists call "a sense of danger." i see a room that locks from the outside and i say "no thank you i choose life." send me to jail. send me to the Ocean. i dont care. i am not entering the bad room. "but she was desperate" ok well i would simply become Not desperate.

Rich people in these movies are always saying things like "would you like a tour of the house" and then they show you a hallway that goes the wrong direction and a staircase to nowhere and a room thats just Teeth and you were supposed to nod n smile like it's normal. "this is the east wing" the east wing is making loud Torture noises. "we dont go in there" ok cool thanks for the heads up. "the previous maid loved it here" where is the previous made now nina. "around." around Where. i am going to get back in my car now.

"Wait let me show you where youd be sleeping." it is an attic that locks from the outside. there are scratch marks on the door. the window is painted shut. "we just really value your privacy" i do not think that is what this is. "the last girl loved it up here" where is she now. "she left." through the painted shut window? "she found a way." why is there a bucket in the corner. "that’s for. storage." storage of What. it was nice to meet you nina i am leaving now in my car. she would say "but the salary" and i would already be gone. i would be a cloud of dust in the shape of a person who is not staying in the maid cage. i dont care if u r offering me one hundred bajillion million dollars i am not sleeping in the people crate. "its totally normal" i do not think so. Are you sure thats how doors work? you sure the maid bedroom is supposed to lock the maid inside? because i asked the guy at the home depot and he said you are Pervert.

* I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

*The King in Yellow

* The Lottery

* The Masque of the Red Death

* The Monkey’s Paw

* The Most Dangerous Game

* The Nameless City

* The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas

* There Will Come Soft Rains

*The Yellow Wallpaper

* The Veldt

* “you think those were fucked up? What about [X]!”

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream by Harlan Ellison

The King in Yellow by Robert W Chambers*

The Lottery by Shirley Jackson**

The Masque of the Red Death by Edgar Allan Poe

The Monkey's Paw by W.W. Jacobs

The Most Dangerous Game by Richard O'Connell

The Nameless City by HP Lovecraft

The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas by Ursula K LeGuin

There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury

The Yellow Wallpaper by Charlotte Perkins Gilman

The Veldt by Ray Bradbury

Honorable Mention from the comments/reblogs:

All Summer in a Day by Ray Bradbury

*note: this is actually a collection of short stories and clocks in at about 72k words

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