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the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

Could mean good things!

happy ten year anniversary to this article !

You can lie when you name things

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

i hate that when you try and look up shit for writing purposes it starts linking suicide hotlines and addiction advice articles like bro i just wanna know the information im not killing myself i promise. now tell me what i wanna know

please do not look up to me. I am 1 inch tall. I'm down here. if you look up you won't see me

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

i'd make a joke about "let the HUSBAND giggle under the covers and tell HIS WIFE to put that camera away before dying before HIS WIFE'S story starts" but lets be real he'd still get more fanart

The best thing about tumblr is you can just make a criticism of a very specific person completely unprompted and then that person will appear as if summoned in your notes to prove your point for you.

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

I love having a beautiful interaction with a stranger and being like yeah I may be forever changed bc of this one simple and sweet moment

before we have sex can you reassure me i’m the most precious thing you’ve ever seen and repeat it a thousand times please

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad