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if it’s late enough and you’re lonely enough, the carly rae jepsen lyric “before you came into my life i missed you so bad” starts seeming increasingly deep and emotionally complex

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3:02 AM and this fucking lyric looks like fucking nietzsche

stare into the abyss and the abyss will call you maybe

ohhhvienna

this is the start of call me nietzsche, my favorite song

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roachpatrol

ok but has anyone considered… stormtrooper memes. stormtroopers with injokes. stormtroopers quietly passing along little nudges and references while they’re standing guard or patrolling endless hallways. hux pausing halfway through a speech, suspiciously— he just heard a very tiny, staticy giggle. like,

(standing in front of blank wall or empty box) nothing to see here, move along

let’s just put that in the back pocket for now mmkay

*eats ration bar* mm mmm tastes like [dead comrade]

you can’t be mean to me on my birthday

*force chokes a problem*

(between heavy darth vader wheezes) i’m not mad, i’m just disappointed.

(when something falls over) rebel scum!

*points at large machine* mom

it’s party time (everyone stands perfectly still for at least a minute)

(when friend come into the room) you’re surplus to requirements

they put a worm in him

*picks up thing that is not a phaser* pew pew

i’m matt the radar technician

rockscanfly

millennium falcon as a code for “mother fucker”

Sending troopers new to the unit on an ruffleluff hunt

spreading the rumor that Hoth is secretly the main base because that’s the only place their uniforms make sense as camo

tagging other trooper’s helmets with mysterious substances when they’re not looking

radioing sanitation to ‘come take out this trash’ when dragging another trooper

roachpatrol

there’s coffee and doughnuts in the breakroom

*does something dangerous* eat me ass first

healthy habits start at home

well, as we all know, [lie]

*gives someone a pinecone* (very difficult to pull off)

i can’t go out dressed like THIS!

my morale is so [genital adjective] right now.

does anyone need to stormpooper before we go

fun is illegal

*puts foot in small box* i live here now

doubletime sleeping

*points at captain phasma* mom

me about a horrible character: i love him he is my son

someone: i know he didn't do anything wrong he was jus-

me: no he's a fucking piece of shit that did everything wrong don't do that

#KVOTHE MY CHILD #kkc

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Han Solo: a summary

aibaaina

I’ve got a good eye for talent, and Daisy was just doing like a little rap one day and I just said, “You know what, I can make you a big star.” So we decided to collaborate on a song together. (x)

#who even are these people #faves

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myrtlewilson

this is my fratsona. his name is Chad and he’s a business major with a minor in economics. he’s a part of the phi kappa pi clan and has +16 speed when he unironically wears his adidas brand weed socks

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I saw a guy with a “Smart Phones Make Dumb People” bumper sticker talking on a Samsung Galaxy as he drove down the highway, and honestly I haven’t seen modern art in motion like that in my entire millennial life

oldcoyote

i had a moment today while watching a whiny shitlord complain about the injustice of new sci-fi media having more female leads, i suddenly felt the strangest sense of déjà vu. i couldn’t pintpoint it at first but then out of nowhere, it fucking dawned on me

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oh my god my friend is on her way round and i just answered the door screaming WHAT UP LESBO

to a jehovah’s witness that really looked like her

i just said ‘tell jesus i’m sorry’ and shut the door

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das the bess story i ever herd

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My favorite head canon is that Mcgonagall actually had a pet cat that looks EXACTLY like her animagus form and lets it wander around Hogwarts to put all her coworkers on edge

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It’s only after it pisses in Snape’s office, jumps up on Flitwick’s lap and starts kneading, and serenely and thoroughly licks its ass in front of Sprout that they begin to suspect. Dumbledore, of course, knew the whole time, and played along–having entire one-sided conversations with it, letting it sit in on meetings McGonagall didn’t particularly feel like attending, and occasionally Charming objects like quills and parchment to make it seem like the cat was grading

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MINNY MCGEE STRIKES AGAIN

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Reblog if you’d love to see Carrie Fisher strangle Donald Trump to death with a chain

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At first I didn’t understand the context and I was like “kinda specific but sure yeah I’m down”

When you get this, answer with five things that make you happy then send it to the last ten people on your recent activity! (If you want to, of course)

Aww this is adorable.

1. When you get back from class/work/whatever and you miraculously don’t have anything to do so you can lay in bed and do nothing with No Guilt.

2. Getting a text from a friend you haven’t seen in a while.

3. Kvothe being a little shit.

4. Eating a nice crisp apple while walking on a sunny day.

5. Abbey Road by the Beatles.

What makes you happy?

levi-in-wonderland

GATHER ‘ROUND CHILDREN AND LET ME TELL YOU A THING OR TWO ABOUT THIS GLORIOUS BOOK.

I HAVE OWNED THIS BOOK FOR A WHILE BUT NOW I’M SHARING IT WITH TUMBLR BECAUSE WE’RE ALL DRAGON-LOVING-FUCKS.

IN THIS BOOK

IN THIS MOTHERFUCKIN MASTER PIECE OF A BOOK

THE GIRL SEEKS OUT THE DRAGON BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO ESCAPE HER BORING LIFE AS A PRINCESS.

I DON’T THINK YOU GUYS HEARD ME.

THE GIRL WANTS TO BE WITH THE DRAGON.

AND THIS AINT EVEN IN A ROMANTIC WAY. SHE JUST RESPECTS THE DRAGON SO FUCKING MUCH.

THERE IS EVEN A PART WHERE SHE REPEATEDLY TELLS A PRINCE TO STOP TRYING TO SAVE HER BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO BE THERE AND THE PRINCE JUST ISN’T GETTING IT BECAUSE HE’S NEVER HEARD OF A PRINCESS WANTING TO BE AMONG DRAGONS BEFORE.

LIKE I CAN’T EVEN RIGHT NOW JUST READ THE DAMN THING.

THIS IS THE MOST READ BOOK I OWN AND I READ A LOT OF BOOKS AND HAVE MANY FAVORITES SO Y'ALL KNOW THIS BOOK MUST BE GOOD.

i have read it a total of 39749823792837493 times.

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@sibilant-bliss :D

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Every once in a while a post comes around that reminds me of how important these books were to wee me, and I have to reblog it so that other people can find this very important series.

captainlordauditor

What I absolutely love about this book is how the princess learns all these random things when she’s bored being a princess and then she uses every one of those skills while she works for the dragon. Her skill at making dessert got her the job.

She reads latin - great for organising old texts!

She fences - well, sometimes the princes won’t go away anyway

She cooks - even dragons hold banquets, ya know.

And then. And then. at the end she becomes a queen and all those skills she wasn’t supposed to learn help her be a good queen.

stele3

Bonus: the dragon she goes to live with, Kazul, is also female. Through various events in the book, Kazul eventually becomes King of the Dragons (yes, you read that right–in dragon culture, the titles of King and Queen are not tied to gender.

I cannot TELL YOU how much little Stele wanted to run away and become a dragon’s princess.

neverdust

I LOVED this series growing up. now I want to re read it…

robotsandfrippary

I was wondering when someone was going to say it. D:

zerubel

THESE BOOKS ARE THE FUCKING BEST OKAY

shadowstep-of-bast

also the books are just fucking hilarious in general like the entire series is an exercise in dry humor and litotes

breelandwalker

OMFG THESE FUCKING BOOKS OKAY.

I was about ten when I first picked this up, so I didn’t know much about all the nastiness that happens to fantasy ladies, but I DID know there were way too many princes and shepherd boys and woodcutters and sailors and such having all the fun. By the time I was done, I was like, “Mom, pack my bags, I’m going to live with a dragon and be friends with a witch.” (The spit-take was epic.)

Cimorene was the fucking REASON I got into reading fantasy novels. It was so refreshing to see a strong female lead who didn’t get dumbed down or “humbled” (we all know what it means, fuck you GRRM) somewhere along the way. Cimorene was strong, she was sassy, she was smart, she was independent, and she was still GIRLY. And she didn’t need to fiddle-fart around with special powers or magical ancestral relics to kick wizard ass, oh no. CLEANING SUPPLIES.

And don’t even get me started on Morwen and how much that influenced my interest in magic.

Dealing With Dragons led to The Ruins of Ambrai, which led to The Dragonstar books, which led to The Abhorsen Chronicles, which led to The Black Jewels series…

STRONG FEMALE FANTASY LEADS ARE IMPORTANT.

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These books WERE MY CHILDHOOD.

#cimorene is bae #god these books #i had forgotten #they still show up in my dreams sometimes

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Reblogging because years ago I had this on a since deactivated blog and my husband saw it and was extremely offended. I told him I just love spunky old women, LOVE them, and thought this was hilarious. He told me that my blog was an expression of my ‘true self’ and that I was being unfair to him, that I was being mean to him, and that no matter what I said, having these gifs on my blog meant that I would never compromise on anything in our relationship.

He’s now my ex husband

Every time I see this it makes me smile

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justinoaksford

It’s finally, finally here *___* After months of work, Here’s my first comic ever, “Ozymandias”, based on the poem by Percy Shelley. If you want to support me, you can buy a hi-res PDF of the comic, along with some sketches, a very small 1 page tutorial, and the full-res PSD on gumroad for 2 dollars here:

Purchase Comic & PSD Thank you to everyone <3

justinoaksford

Morning reblog! Thank you so much for all the love and support already. It’s seriously incredible!!! And I’m 100% going to be making more comics after this ;)

#rad art alert

tilliewalden

Very excited to share a new comic I made with @annasellheim (The first part by Anna, the second part by me)

We both really believe that @plannedparenthood is vital for women’s health, so to show our support we made a comic about our lovely experiences there.

If you have any questions or just want to support PP, visit https://www.plannedparenthood.org/

Find more of my work on my website or twitter

Find Anna’s work on her website or twitter

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DEFEND PLANNED PARENTHOOD!

#abortion

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