stuck in my lil rat cage

severely underrated gag imo is the one where a character turns very slowly and the sounds of stone grinding against stone is superimposed over it

YES OMG BRÜNNHILDE

hey don't worry. if you accidentally do something wrong I'll just kick you in the ribs and sides and chest and stomach and body and kidneys and head and neck until one of us feels better. I have heavy boots and no empathy. I forgive you babe. now stay still.

i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans

The light inside an oven is crucial to getting breads to rise. Without the light inside simulating the sun, the bread can't tell which way is up, leaving it twisted and ruined.

This is... exactly what it’s like teaching preschool

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

Least brain damaged orange cat