sup

why don’t you go dip a hunk of bread into a bowl of hot homemade soup and maybe you’ll calm down buddy

when I like your posts I'm actually crawling all over it like a little bug

any gay couple holding hands in public who caught me staring at you: i’m not homophobic, i’m gay and jealous

*cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING

Please know that if you date me, I am a very touchy person. I will like to pet your head and hold your hand, rub your shoulders or hug you a lot. Simply put, to physically feel you in some way is very comforting to me and I can’t really apologize for it, it just feels natural to me and makes me happy.

When a girl says “Make me” that’s secret code for “fuck the shit outta me until I can’t walk or talk straight”

Concept: I’m laying on your lap. You’re playing with my hair. Quilts and sweaters keep us warm. You’re happy. I’m not anxious or sad. Everything is okay.