Crampin’ Your Style

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

holy shit is that kate bush

Banishment is the funniest punishment I can think of. Just get out of here

no. you know what? fuck you. *uncaramelizes your onions*

Maybe I am motivated to do things for the aesthetic but at least I know Oscar Wilde would support that

I’m sorry

i have feelings for u. not telling u which ones.

you either are a raymond chestnut stan or you havent watched s2. theres no other option.

ben sha p-word

seriously is there anything sexier than sustainable farming

why don’t you plant some lavender and when it blooms you can squeeze a leaf or two between your fingers and the smell will calm you down. how about you do that. bitch

good idea

thank you. i have a lot of other good ideas as well

such as?

have gay sex

got damn. this hits different 7 months into the 20′s