please end me

…But why do you need an object to go to the bathroom? Does it unlock the magic bathroom door?

This is eaxctly why hall passes have gotten so extreme.

this is fucking surreal and only adds more weight to my theory that the american public school system is (barely) held together by a dark and arcane magic

Also a fact

all offense intended but some of yalls ideas for making a “better” star wars film are hot garbage

49-minute yoda fuck scene

you are the exception

this is gonna be all of us in fourty years w our amazon echo brain implants

bad greek myth concept: a siren but she only sings despacito

her name is alexa

RYAN (HEAD-BUTT), 1999 “That’s not my blood. I was making out with my main squeeze on a stoop in the East Village and some macho jock dickhead walked by and called us fags. I don’t think he expected me to get up in his face. We scrapped a bit and then I head-butted him and could feel his nose break on my forehead. We ran for blocks, laughing at the top of our lungs, and then jumped into bed, where my boyfriend took this picture of me.”

(via fistingmyself, fuckyeahryanmcginley-blog)

I would die for this cat

ALL FUCKING HAIL, THIS IS BRILLIANT

I imagine this is what the internet would have been when Hoover was in office too. 

shout out to polyamorous and promiscous bisexuals for punching respectability politics in the dick and living the life that makes you happy

me every time I see a single thing advertised for women