if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

i just don’t feel like we as a society ever fully processed deedee megadoodoo

mr beast has decoys

my boys and i took out 3 last year… wanted to figure out if they were clones or just different guys who underwent plastic surgery so we tried to get them dna tested but the sequences didn’t match any known living organism

psyching up phil collins before he goes in the booth: you'll be fine. just say susussudio a bunch of times

I WISH IT HAD ALL BEEN DIFFERENT!!!!!

forgot to leave a note for my doordasher to bring a blunt weapon to get past the catacomb skeletons so congrats to whichever necromancer is about to get my banh mi i guess