i just don’t feel like we as a society ever fully processed deedee megadoodoo

mr beast has decoys

my boys and i took out 3 last year… wanted to figure out if they were clones or just different guys who underwent plastic surgery so we tried to get them dna tested but the sequences didn’t match any known living organism

psyching up phil collins before he goes in the booth: you'll be fine. just say susussudio a bunch of times

I WISH IT HAD ALL BEEN DIFFERENT!!!!!

forgot to leave a note for my doordasher to bring a blunt weapon to get past the catacomb skeletons so congrats to whichever necromancer is about to get my banh mi i guess

no matter how normalised it gets I will die on the hill that it is rude to record strangers in public without their consent