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scientist who has spent millions of funding trying to get a bug to lift a dumbell made of a toothpick and 2 blueberries barracading himself in his lab because they've come to shut down his operation, but the bug just started rubbing chalk dust on his forelimbs

saw an ant on the bus today, what a horrible fate. moved an unfathomable distance from everything you've ever known because of forces you could never possibly understand. no matter how long you follow the pheromone trail you laid you'll never find your way home.

I was playing a new video game in a cheap low poly style and the player characters were some guy who looked like Clarence and a rat named Wet Beef Sparky.

i just know they would be my favorite character

the personification of death being portrayed as deeply kind in fiction is something that reduces me to tears every single time

growing up is realizing it really IS because you're on that damn phone all the time

goodnight boobs goodnight breasts goodnight tits goodnight chests

Goodnight nipples, clothed or bare. Goodnight cleavage everywhere.

Goodnight ta-tas, goodnight honkers. Goodnight humongous hungolomghononoloughongous.

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

some of you should not be reblogging this

skyrim horse cart driver puts a sticker on their cart that says do you follow the nine this closely