Hello :)

buffering more like suffering

at work we have a family of three huskies who come in for daycare and everyone calls them “the mafia” it makes me so happy because occasionally out of nowhere someone over the radios will say “we’re sending in the mafia” and then three huskies barrel their way inside and usually slip and fall on the tile ajfjajg

this is the only pure post

i’m honestly in awe of how my parents still think i’m straight like heteronormativity is a hell of a blinder

it’s like a sitcom

i would watch the hell out of a sitcom about a hella gay or bi chick with parents who can’t tell. she’s not hiding it at all and they just can’t tell

same

im watching a food show and one of the contestants literally said ‘i was introduced to food when i was very young’ like fuck i sure hope you were!?!?

How dare you bring Bob ross into this

EXCUSE THEM, HOW DARE THEY INSULT THIS ANGEL

H OW D ARE YOU IN S UL T T H E AF R O AN G EL

don’t ever come for bob ross, ever. 

So stop wine-ing about your improv problems