T(H)RASH

u ever go take a piss at a party and as soon as u close the door u feel like ur in a different dimension

nobody’s dick is big when you think of how small we are in the universe

Be your own dom top

yeah you like that?… yeah you fucking like that? yeah? yeah? you like that? fuck yeah you like that?..

me self-caring for myself

the most powerful thing humans have is the fact that you can drop a “hey whats going on everypony” into a conversation and immediately activate everyone’s fight or flight response to go off in a 20 foot radius

If you have to ask then you aren’t prepared to know

I have a kink for reading when I look at my books, I touch my shelf

This is so unspeakably satisfying, holy shit

Omg its like glass

This is what chewing Five gum is like

that was a religious experience

me

I’ve never seen a butt-mounted camera, but damn, this dog knows where he wants to go, and goes there fast.

His little ears flopping in he wind

THIS IS THE QUALITY CONTENT I WANT TO SEE

He ain’t have to do that

There’s only one dog in Brazil but it’s fucking gifted