It's Not That Deep, Fam

OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF

This kid needs a nobel prize

This isn’t a kid, this is Andy milonakis, a full grown adult comedian

@mrtiredeyes

The second girl at least read the book to confirm that it was shit, she even had Capote on deck as backup. Chick 1 is just lazy

If you read thirty pages of a book and hate it, that’s a good analysis. Girl 1 literally said, “It sucked for these reasons, and I only got through 30 pages.” She was absolutely paying attention and trying to get it. But if all you get is a headache, fuck that book.

I love this exchange

I don’t care how beloved a story is, if I can’t enjoy reading it I ain’t gonna read it. I learned too late in life that you’re allowed to put a book down if you’re not having fun - life’s too short!

whats up everybody WELCOME BACK TO MY CHANNEL! HI… HOW ARE YA?

Look, if it’s a real ghost, the busters get custody. If it’s just a real estate developer in a costume it’s out of their jurisdiction so we gotta hand things off to these meddling kids and their dog.

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

love a queen who can laugh at herself 

these ones

23,000 people are reblogging a hit list

Good.

crying is so therapeutic and i truly love it. unfortunately i’ve gotten so good at bottling my grievances up, its a physical strain to let myself cry at this point.

!!!!!! IVE NEVER RELATED TO ANYTHING MORE IN MY LIFE FUCK

@klubbhead when my body was trying to cry but I started sneezing instead

*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

you mean, skin?

What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

aw rats