Be gay, do crimes 🖤

Let the next one be the last 🙏

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

how to do things that everyone else seems to do no problem

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

god, your worst warrior needs money

I keep fucking up and then I'm surprised that things are fucked up

I want a vacation that consists of nothing but sex & the sea

my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry