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Paraguay’s goalie should be allowed to slap the shit out of his defenders.

Every 4 years, the USA is united in our hatred of Alexi Lalas and the FOX coverage of the World Cup.

The USMNT has made improvements over the years but this is more so about Paraguay seemingly collapsing. They’re much better than how they’re playing. It’s like the moment is too big for them or something.

One of the best stories of the World Cup so far is the Algeria-Kansas connection. Lawrence has treated the Algerian NT so well that Algerians have started asking about Kansas sports teams and how to support their football clubs and everyone from Kansas is like “No, don’t tell them about Sporting KC. Don’t scare our new friends away”😆😆😆

lol I love how the commentator took a moment to throw shade at Italy NT.

Three red cards in the opener??! These refs are not fucking around this World Cup.

There are a lot of very valid concerns/complaints regarding the World Cup in the USA but one complaint I will not entertain is the time zone difference. I was getting up 2am to watch the World Cup when it was in Qatar. Either set your alarm or watch it later on replay.

I love how the men’s Owen is storyline driven and the women’s Owen is just cool matches that Tony Khan wanted to see.

Mercedes vs Hazuki rematch!! I’m so excited. Their match in 2024 was so good! They have to get at least 20 minutes.

I’m so happy STP is getting their shine

Mother Wayne sent Nick to Japan to learn the graps and the only thing he learned was how to stick his tongue down Jun Kasai’s throat.

Need Takeshita to lock in and hook up with Ospreay

Mercedes looks so good 😍