Are you a stick out your tongue gay, peace sign gay, or a grumpy look gay?

omg ive been trying to look for this post

finding out that my fists can be injured when punching things was a very jarring moment in my life. how can these weapons of destruction be destroyed themselves in their use? how can these hands… catch themselves…

all i want is pizza and a relationship is that too much to ask for

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.

You can’t possibly say no to that.

“I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE.  HUMAN.  SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK.”

#i am screaming because this doesnt even look like a parody like recent videos with this song#like this ACTUALLY looks like something that someone wouldve made seriously in 2007

how is it that i am distracted by everything yet paying attention to nothing

throwback to when i was ten and had perfect skin and few worries