it's clear you'd rather be elsewhere

Everything you love is forever

Can you say one of your younger friends or family who is rude, rascal and violent is cute because of their appearence even if they were adult!?

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

I don't have time for sex, I'm too busy running a blog that only 11 or 12 people care about

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

puts my roommate's very fluffy ragdoll cat in an empty field and thousands of sparrows pluck him bald for nesting material in seconds

I've been in an evil mood for hours and I just discovered there was a piece of glitter stuck in my contact lens so I'm going to assume it was that the whole time and now the curse has been lifted.

yeah it was the eye glitter. I'm fine now.

tumblr is only for people who r weird and a bit lonely and had a strange interest when they were 12 that led them here. if none of those apply to you like genuinely what is there for you here

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

[said with increasing amount of distress] i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this

tumblr when a new pathetic man drops

Handing the Google executive currently chained in my basement a piece of paper that reads "Shall I end your torture?" with one checkbox that reads "No" and another that reads "Maybe later."

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

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