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From everything I've seen, Squid Game just sounds like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory if Willy Wonka was like ~0.7% more unstable.

Piracy is a “victimless crime”? Idk i was kinda hoping there would be a victim. I want the mouse dead

of course you love the concept of “found family” you dumb slut, you’re gay

i once again did not have a cute summer romance with a pretty girl so i will now begin preparations for a cute autumn romance with a pretty girl

Taking in applications for a spooky Halloween gf 👻

It has recently come to my attention that I am in fact…needy.

Constantly torn between “my sexuality is none of your business” and “lmao I hope they don’t think I’m straight god forbid”

I personally think they should make a What If episode where they take down Captain America because they shot him in zee legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he’s an idiot

a lot of the time it’s more enjoyable to watch something that’s a bit campy a bit gauche a bit cringey a bit low budget where you can tell that the people who made it are passionate about it and enjoying themselves and connecting to the characters than watching something that’s high budget and ultra-professional but ultimately soulless because it’s pursuing perfectionism over heart and warmth

Case in point, the Brendan Frasier Mummy vs. Tom Cruise Mummy

dceu really said "sometimes movies that are dumb as shit are better" when they made the suicide squad and you know what? marvel could never

rip freddie mercury you would’ve loved the new lil nas x video

i want girls to question their sexuality over me and boys to fear me and animals to love me

my life’s ambition

Enemies-to-lovers, but instead of featuring a villain redemption arc, the heroic one is getting progressively more corrupt, unhinged and fucked up, and the one who was originally the clear-cut villain out of the two is just like "well mark me down as scared and horny"

I feel like a common young queer experience is knowing that you'll never actually get to be your true self until you're out of your parents house, everything before then is an extremely watered down version of yourself. And your parents think they know everything about you but you really have a whole other personality and they know absolutely nothing about you, or only what you want them to know. It even applies to your beliefs, religious or political.