ingénue

I’m at the “we’ll see” stage in my life. With everything and everyone. We will see.

y'all talk about wanting Morgan Freeman to narrate your life but I want Cher with her deep voice talking about my day, cackling and freely using the word “bitch” as she watches me make dumbass decisions

this is a video of two people who accidentally find out that they’re both extraterrestrials after they realize they speak the same language unheard anywhere on earth and jimmy fallon realizes what is happening and he tries to put a stop to it because if the government finds out about it they’ll kill all three of them

I HATE ALL OF YOU FOR THIS OMG

LMAO

I literally had to sit here and decode this

As long as accused sexual assaulters can be elected President and nominated to the Supreme Court, y’all can shut the fuck up about false accusations ruining men’s lives.

i’m oscillating between dimensions y’all want anything