The Jammy Dodger.

People say “phase” like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self.

holy shit this quote changed my life about four years ago. so crazy that this just resurfaced. i’m really happy.

Gay marriage will now be referred to as a “macklemarriage”

Or just as marriage..?

Macklemore didn’t die for this

You’re right he didn’t

I grew out of “I never text first” phase, since I realized nothing was wrong with showing someone, you care about them more than your pride

OP got a perfect IV female eevee on their first try, reblog for luck

*holds murder weapon in front of security camera like a beauty guru*

i just got a 105 min ad?? on youtube??

Bold of you to assume there will be icebergs by 2022

[Image description: photos of cars with wallpaper-like flower prints on them]

2019 is coming up and if i don’t become louder than god’s revolver and twice as shiny then what’s the point

I dont know what this means or what its referencing; but like, #mood

Reblog to make the future bulletproof and the aftermath secondary.

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

i beg to differ 

Then Beg

MY FUCKIN HEART

I WISH YALL WOULD STOP POSTING THIS SAD POKÉMON SHIT I CANT TAKE ANYMORE

tfw correcting misinformation is written off as mansplaining

That’s the only part of that entry you found terrifying?

HUH????