alone at a table for two

this is typical from alabama but the fucking wording of this lmfao

I had to look at this pic of Chris hemsworth so now all of u do too

Julie Andrews in Mary Poppins (1964) dir. Robert Stevenson

in case you were wondering why brooklyn nine-nine has won two emmys and two golden globes

Friends take notes

Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, and Harrison Ford going over The Empire Strikes Back script.

If a goose is attacking you, don’t run. No matter what, stand your ground. They can fly but when they’re mad, they don’t usually try to fly. Hold your hands in front of you, ready to grasp. When the goose gets close, grab it by the neck bit closest to the head and squeeze. Not tight enough to choke the goose, but tight enough so they can’t break free. You can hold them until they calm down or just do the next step right away. The next step is literally just to chuck them as far as possible and run for your life. It makes the goose know you’re in charge and you have a better chance of getting away. Trust me I’ve done this so many times that I’ve lost count

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