moved to @penusedplayrough

the laptop urge to shut down in high pressure situations

I’m still waiting for my turn. [x]

video game levels where you attend a masquerade held by a rich and powerful political figure only to sneak away upstairs and into the servants' quarters for investigation and murder purposes while stuffing your pockets with everything not bolted in place truly are the best kinds of levels

stop having casual sex with men

i only have sex with men on nightmare difficulty like a real gamer

all video games should be dressup games. if you can't put your guy in a little outfit what's the point

don't listen to them babe just keep opening more tabs in your browser

cyberpunk au where everything is the same but when johnny sings he sounds like kk slider from animal crossing