pennzero.

today my bf and i were talking about visiting my home for the holidays and i was (sadly) wondering aloud if i should cut my hair and our kid was like "why would you cut your hair??? your hair is cool" and not knowing how to explain it to him i said "my family doesnt think boys should have long hair" to which he went silent, wordlessly pulled out his phone and then swiftly held it out with a picture of keeanu reeves on his phone

when you're a child and you stay up past your bedtime you get punished by your parents, when you're an adult and you stay up too late you just get punished by the ghosts and spirits and demons and such

when you're a teenager and you stay up too late you get punished by both

in another life i would have loved sitting on a couch in some grimy basement watching your band practice

the worst thing the goldfinch fandom did to me was every fucking time I see an even vaguely popchyk-like dog I need to stop myself from pointing at it and saying "haha gay dog". and most of the time it's with people who won't even get the reference so they'd just think I'm calling this poor dog gay.

you can’t spell “Donna Tartt novel” without “cocaine”