happy big and sexually normal

Sodom and g'morning

we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight

could you lie

dudes online used to spend 72 hours on photoshop uninterrupted editing people’s faces to look scary and we called the finished product some shit like jeff the killer and put him in spirit halloween and on wikipedia These days you open tumblr and top of dash is a 42 note edit of jerma’s face so fucked up looking that it could’ve been used to texture a corpse in a y2k valve game and you get a little nauseous and otherwise just keep scrolling. and this is known as “a tuesday

people talk about giving doritos to a victorian orphan or some shit but if you sent the jerma sus face to someone online 20 years ago they'd never be able to sleep again

An anime that starts out with a pretty lighthearted fun and cheery premise and a large cast that is 70% female, but halfway through the first season, the women proceed to "accidentally" kill the Funny Pervert -character and spend the rest of the series covering up each others' tracks about it.

found some pages crediting this photo to David Silverman. I couldn’t find the exact photo, but here are the same bears (mama and baby) from another angle <3

you’re eric bogosian you’re like 70something and you think your days of being a big dick bisexual are over and then you sign on to play a character on some vampire show and within three years you’re posting oldguy thirst traps that make assad zaman foam at the mouth in your instagram comments