pennipasta

I need this knife

I’ve seen plenty of porn on tumblr, but none as arousing as this.

No but where can i get this knife?

I love snakes bc they always make the :3 face but they don’t have any arms so they can’t go :3c

:3< (tail instead of paw!)

HOLY FUCK

:3/// (coiled)

NOW THIS IS GOOD CONTENT

iguanamouth 

We’ll all pay for the crimes we’ve committed someday

welp that’s a wrap, full circle and the internet is over, everybody go back to your lives

a good artist knows where to draw the line

I CAN’T

this is my favorite post on tumblr okay

THAT COST $7?! WTF AMAZON

I’M PISSING MYSELF OH MY GOD

Good times. My apologies to every waitress and waiter who had to handle us.

our cast went there after a show one time (we were doing grease) and another school was there that was doing beauty and the beast and we had a sing off and danced on tables and stuff and the denny’s people were totally cool with it and said it was the most fun they’d ever had on a friday night.

THIS HAS ALMOST 20,000 VIEWS NOW WHAT THE HECK GUYS

I’m showing this to my mom the next time she asks why I can’t find a boyfriend

WHICH ONE OF YOU DICKHEADS BROUGHT THIS BACK JUST WHEN I THOUGHT IT HAD DIED OUT