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So I can totally explain where I was for uh....two? years?
Can you? Like not even to me, but can you explain it to our daughter?
*he laughs before kissing Swerve again* C’mon, it was irresistible. I had to. Let’s go get our girl and see how she reacts to seeing you.
Coming, coming. [he follows]
*he leads the way to Bluestreak's hab, already sending the other mech a message they're coming* Oh, by the way, just as a warning and a defense, I promise that I did not teach our daughter how to swear, she picked that up on her own.
Oh boy.
So I can totally explain where I was for uh....two? years?
Can you? Like not even to me, but can you explain it to our daughter?
*he laughs before kissing Swerve again* C’mon, it was irresistible. I had to. Let’s go get our girl and see how she reacts to seeing you.
Coming, coming. [he follows]
So I can totally explain where I was for uh....two? years?
Can you? Like not even to me, but can you explain it to our daughter?
incendiius:
*rests his helm against Swerve’s* Want to go with me to pick her up from Bluestreak’s?
Sure. I missed her.
*smiles softly* Great. Before we go, though, there’s something I need to do.
Hmm? [looks up]
*cups Swerve’s face in his hands and promptly kisses him right there*
[oh hello]
*he’s letting the kiss linger for a moment before he pulls away with a smile* You know, it’s been two years and I’m still pasta-tively in love with you.
Sap.
But also two million years brig for that pun.
So I can totally explain where I was for uh....two? years?
Can you? Like not even to me, but can you explain it to our daughter?
incendiius:
*rests his helm against Swerve’s* Want to go with me to pick her up from Bluestreak’s?
Sure. I missed her.
*smiles softly* Great. Before we go, though, there’s something I need to do.
Hmm? [looks up]
*cups Swerve’s face in his hands and promptly kisses him right there*
[oh hello]
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So I can totally explain where I was for uh....two? years?
Can you? Like not even to me, but can you explain it to our daughter?
incendiius:
*rests his helm against Swerve’s* Want to go with me to pick her up from Bluestreak’s?
Sure. I missed her.
*smiles softly* Great. Before we go, though, there’s something I need to do.
Hmm? [looks up]
So I can totally explain where I was for uh....two? years?
Can you? Like not even to me, but can you explain it to our daughter?
incendiius:
*rests his helm against Swerve’s* Want to go with me to pick her up from Bluestreak’s?
Sure. I missed her.
So I can totally explain where I was for uh....two? years?
Can you? Like not even to me, but can you explain it to our daughter?
incendiius:
*he’s just going to immediately pull Swerve into his lap* Sure sounds like it. So, no one to talk to except pasta-formers who couldn’t talk back and just the memories of you husband and daughter to get you through the last two years?
Yeah pretty much. It wasn’t very fun at all.
*kisses his helm* Yeah, probably wasn’t. But you’re back, that’s the important thing. Zippy will be happy to see you, once she’s done yelling at you for being gone.
How has she been?
She’s been collecting her pirate crew, befriending the kids of the doubles, bullying mechs triple her size. Usual three year old stuff.
Sounds about right, yeah. Has she been behaving? No mutinies?
If that’s how you define ‘behaving’, yes. She’s a bit rowdy, but she’s not getting into fights.
That’s my girl.
So I can totally explain where I was for uh....two? years?
Can you? Like not even to me, but can you explain it to our daughter?
incendiius:
*he’s just going to immediately pull Swerve into his lap* Sure sounds like it. So, no one to talk to except pasta-formers who couldn’t talk back and just the memories of you husband and daughter to get you through the last two years?
Yeah pretty much. It wasn’t very fun at all.
*kisses his helm* Yeah, probably wasn’t. But you’re back, that’s the important thing. Zippy will be happy to see you, once she’s done yelling at you for being gone.
How has she been?
She’s been collecting her pirate crew, befriending the kids of the doubles, bullying mechs triple her size. Usual three year old stuff.
Sounds about right, yeah. Has she been behaving? No mutinies?
So I can totally explain where I was for uh....two? years?
Can you? Like not even to me, but can you explain it to our daughter?
incendiius:
*he’s just going to immediately pull Swerve into his lap* Sure sounds like it. So, no one to talk to except pasta-formers who couldn’t talk back and just the memories of you husband and daughter to get you through the last two years?
Yeah pretty much. It wasn’t very fun at all.
*kisses his helm* Yeah, probably wasn’t. But you’re back, that’s the important thing. Zippy will be happy to see you, once she’s done yelling at you for being gone.
How has she been?
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So I can totally explain where I was for uh....two? years?
Can you? Like not even to me, but can you explain it to our daughter?
incendiius:
*he’s just going to immediately pull Swerve into his lap* Sure sounds like it. So, no one to talk to except pasta-formers who couldn’t talk back and just the memories of you husband and daughter to get you through the last two years?
Yeah pretty much. It wasn’t very fun at all.
So I can totally explain where I was for uh....two? years?
Can you? Like not even to me, but can you explain it to our daughter?
Yes? I dunno if she’ll understand but I can explain it!
Good luck on that, she’s been very upset that her sire’s been gone. Want to practice on me?
Alright well, you know how weird slag happens on this ship every time you turn around??? Well when I was closing the bar one night, I went into the storage closet to put some stuff away and when I came back out I wasn’t on the ship anymore.
Like, at all. I was in some weird as slag universe on Cybertron except everything was pasta.
Believe me, I’ve seen my share of weird. *gestures for Swerve to join him in the big comfy chair he’s added to the hab since he’s been gone*
Pasta? Like the stuff humans eat?
Yeah. It was super god damn weird. [climbs into chair]
And since they were all made of pasta no one could talk it was the worst.
So I can totally explain where I was for uh....two? years?
Can you? Like not even to me, but can you explain it to our daughter?
Yes? I dunno if she’ll understand but I can explain it!
Good luck on that, she’s been very upset that her sire’s been gone. Want to practice on me?
Alright well, you know how weird slag happens on this ship every time you turn around??? Well when I was closing the bar one night, I went into the storage closet to put some stuff away and when I came back out I wasn’t on the ship anymore.
Like, at all. I was in some weird as slag universe on Cybertron except everything was pasta.
So I can totally explain where I was for uh....two? years?
Can you? Like not even to me, but can you explain it to our daughter?
Yes? I dunno if she’ll understand but I can explain it!
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*slides over, scooping Swerve up for smooches* You've been too busy, I haven't gotten to smooch you in *ages*.
Yeah, I know. Sorry about that! At least Zippy’s been well behaved.
incendiius:
I can’t believe you turned me into the responsible one. *snuggles him* I was supposed to be the bad boy, but you’re running the barely legal bar and I’m the one teaching our daughter how to behave.
Amazing, isn’t it? [wiggles] If it’s any consolation, she’s convinced you’re ruler of the universe.
*loud smooch on the cheek* That’s because I am. At least on this ship.
Amazing.
[bats glass off bar] -unwaveringgshcdows
[catches glass] Don’t be a jerk.
unwaveringgshcdows:
you
WHAT
It’s fine, you’ll live.
