Sporadic Hiccups

i am so gentle and kind hearted

and stupid

When someone asks you where you see yourself in 5 years and you’re like buddy .. im just trying to make it to Friday

One reason I fell for the show

#he could throw his whole leg in me

I have seen several additions to this post since I posted it (what a year ago? Two? Who knows, not me) and this is the best one.

Honest to god I can’t understand anything any of them say.

It’s two gay guys using hockey terms to catcall the two presumably straight hockey players (riley and jonesy) who then counter by being comfortable enough to accept the compliments. The conversation then continues along to describe different words and terms for a variety of queer folk as if said words were also hockey players. So when they say a word got cut it’s merely a euphanism for people agreeing not to use that term. The whole scene is two (presumably straight) men being educated gently on the subject by two gay men and listening rather than bickering.

@becausedragonage Pls translate, I don’t speak hockey

First time I saw this was at work and someone had it on their phone and I work with a nurse from the UK and we were all crying with laughter and she had absolutely no idea what was going on and this is it. This is Canada.

me @ myself at Sephora

#*banging on table* A DEER BUT ITS BIG

shoutout to the time my mom was hammered and i heard her trying to tell my dad that she murdered her first husband years ago and my dad very patiently said “i saw glenn in an elevator last week”

Forbidden levitating cough drop