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I’ll be constantly searching for Devin Levi’s Rather smoke than breath album and his Atari in Atlantis album like I’m begging for fucking change

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

it really pisses me off when adults sit there and drill it into kids’ heads that their youth is fleeting and tell them things like “enjoy your childhood while it lasts because this is the best it’s gonna get”. why are you telling children that adulthood is the worst thing they can experience? seriously what the fuck is wrong with you, why are you trying to make them feel like growing up is a fate worse than death? trying to convince them their life is over before it even begins? i’m tired of that shit. because tell my why my 12 year old cousin told me when she turns 30 she’ll be so depressed she’s just gonna cry all the time. what the fuck. kids don’t need to hear that their already stressful and overwhelming lives are never going to get better, that the abuse and lack of autonomy they face is apparently the highlight of their lives. they need to hear about adults who are happy to be alive and happy to have made it to their age. they need to know that growing up rules, it’s a gift and life does not have to suck for them, that they have a future that’s worth sticking around for. this rhetoric is so damaging mentally and i’m about to start hitting the adults who parrot it. i’m sorry you hate your life but you don’t get to dump your issues on these kids. don’t piss me off and leave these babies alone!

also telling kids that their childhood is pointless if they didn't work hard and slave and be mentally exhausted from studying all the time because "if you don't get this degree/job that I expected you to even though you are quite literally dying and suicidal and need professional help" is so fucking damaging cause its like wow you are automatically not their child and congrats your existence was a mistake and you should stop wasting oxygen ig 🙂 sitting your kids down so you can talk to them should not make them scared for their fucking life they shouldn't be shaking getting a panic attack bawling their eyes out because the thought of being around you scares them 🙂 telling your kids that they will achieve nothing in life and not a single aspect of them is useful and they are not gonna have a future because everyone else is gonna be rich and successful is also not helping their crippling anxiety and depression and a fuck ton of other mental health issues they're having to deal with 🙂🙂

i love leaning into a bad feeling #mytwistingknife

seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

haters will see you going to therapy and be like he cant afford sixpenceee heals

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"