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it’s such bullshit how being a person means having MASS and a FORM and DIMENSIONAL CONSTRAINTS 

hate exsisting in other people’s minds, like once I leave just forget about me

Put my ashes in something like this when I die

There are very few things I have wanted more in my life

That is a magnificent idea why are you threatening them

Read in a book that what America spends on war is like double what it take to provide clean water and food for everyone on the planet

A plant that screams at you whenever it needs to be watered

Honestly this would be more useful than anything else

How else do you pose with animals?

Have the urge to lay in a garden surrender by flowers and become one with the dirt

When I was a kid my parents told me that worms can sometimes crawl out of the dirt and into your foot (don’t ask but I’m guessing there is a type of parasite that can do something similar so they just simplified it for kids) but I’m now imagine a worm crawling into the back of my head so that’s fun