doug and linc ruined my life

just me and my shit yaoi from a thing thats bad

lots of weird quotes you could take from doug and linc's books but the one that lives rent free in my brain is "For a famous author, he was surprisingly short."

revisiting Thunderhead and the first chapter is so funny. The witches come looking for the letter from Nora's father, and then Nora accidentally finds it. In the *mailbox.* dumbass witches didnt even check the mailbox.

Yeah maybe the Pendergast books are "better" than the Gideon Crew books but I like Gideon cause he's always crying and throwing up and saying "I don't get it"

custody of a fictional character should get transferred to you once you spend more hours thinking about them than their creator ever did

i love when sibling characters are fucked up from the same event but in opposite ways

Everyone keeps talking about "the writer's barely disguised fetish". But I still haven't heard about "the writer's barely disguised huge ass pet peeve"

special agent pendergast my beloved

The Murder Victims Killer would come to be known for their calling card; a dead body left at the scene of each murder.

Yeah maybe the Pendergast books are "better" than the Gideon Crew books but I like Gideon cause he's always crying and throwing up and saying "I don't get it"

fucking sucks ass that detective is a subtype of cop or always some type of law enforcement. a detective should be someone who is a master of disguise, a weirdo, socially maligned, and hated by the police. he should solve the cases using his ultra specific knowledge about geography, linguistics, human biology, and cigar ashes

character who;s doomed form the start but not because of tragedy or anything but because they're a woman and their writer is a misogynist

even worse than media just being plain bad is when there is so much potential for it to be good

his premature death and 20 seconds of screen time have bewitched me body and soul