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i was. i was so sure this was going to be, like, an onion article. but. NOPE
the robot is called EATR. It is designed to be able to eat plants. only plants, that’s all, just plants (and “chicken fat” shh don’t worry about it) it’s just a li’l plant eatr
This is literally the plot of Horizon: Zero Dawn.
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i know the pandemic hit most of us hard but let's take this time to remember those whom it hit hardest. brian murphy
none of you are on the same page and all of you are right
Reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a healthy sleep schedule
Wait, there’s physical copies of Fallout Equestria? That’d have to be massive.
The first run was five hardbacks of progressively increasing girth. The stack is hefty, but the books are comfortable. Each chapter has chapter art too, which I consider a plus in all fantasy books.
Later runs were single-book softcover monstrosities. I think I saw another five-volume hardback run recently, but I’m not deeply involved in the fandom anymore.
The second print run was two volumes, hardback, with jackets. Dunno about any subsequent runs.
I still think the 5-volume split was the best option. It’s a big damn story.
(For anyone who hasn’t read it: yes, that’s a functional replica of the main character’s go-to weapon. No, I didn’t customize it like that; I bought it from the person who did.)
anon PLEASE tell me your teacher is the author of this
Ok, I Kind of hate that I know this, but I’m pretty sure that anon’s teacher did NOT write the books the others are showing off. He wrote the darker, edgier and somehow even longer fanfic OF that fanfic called Project Horizons.
Original Fallout Equestria was written by someone known as Kkat who I’m 90% sure is a woman and the story only has some PG-13ish scenes at worst (you know, aside from the violence and gore that comes with a Fallout setting.) Project Horizons was written by a guy known as Somber, who I remember him mentioning in the post-chapter notes that he got fired for failing the wrong student once and the fic itself includes multiple explicit sex scenes.
it’s important to me u know what the 3rd printing looks like. please note the gilded pages
one of tumblr’s secret trump cards is its ability to deliver absolutely OBLITERATING gut punches like this post without any context or warning whatsoever
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rb this to give the person you reblogged from a very tiny frog
it was liver
His energy is unmatched
This is like, the pipe organ of bonking your siblings with the empty wrapping paper tube 😍
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
this post legitimately changed the way i think about and consider getting meal deals
Isn’t this the post that got the cease and desist from Michael Jackson’s estate?
I looked it up
yeah it is, ifdsdhgk
world heritage post
rb this to give the person you reblogged from a small candy (restores to full HP on use)
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hey google remind me to delete my old fanfic.net account i can’t handle getting emails reminding me i’m old
if i dont keep myself productive and/or entertained 24/7 my brain gets up and starts roaming the halls thirsty for blood
HORIZON FORBIDDEN WEST + Gameplay Reveal Scenery
“Y— you’ve saved me! Why?”
“..... Monkey.”
“Why—?”
“Monkey! You have shown me monkey..... Mmm.... Monkey.”
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I keep seeing posts that are like:
Person #1: *Meme about breaking news* Person #2: I can’t keep learning the news like this. Person #3: If you’re going to a circus, expect to see clowns.
But the thing is, sure, everyone on tumblr expects to see clowns.
What we don’t expect is for the clowns to do this:
And this has been the exact energy of this website for months.
also with all due respect the main reason the left loses so much is that y’all refuse to compromise on the language and messaging you use to speak to voters. i swear if you rebranded “defund the police” as “invest in community safety from the ground up” most white suburban moderates would be like “that sounds great” and i know that because that’s how i’ve literally reframed it to white suburban moderates who think “defund the police” means we’re going to live in a scary lawless mad max world
like maybe it comes across as mealy-mouthed and corny to people steeped in online cynicism but just to be clear, this is the country that wouldn’t eat french fries after 9/11 so we renamed them “freedom fries” and everyone was suddenly cool again. americans are not, by and large, super sophisticated about this stuff
This take honestly spits in the eye of the working class who’s being lied to. The solution to chauvinism is not to accommodate it but reveal it for what it is, a destructive, reactionary way of thinking that only serves the current hegemony. There’s not point to coddling the white insecurities of the suburb. They need to be challenged and dismantled, supplanted by proletariat led movements and organizations, just like the police and the capital it serves.
how does it feel to be the person whose unnecessary comment proves the whole ass point
