people will give a list of The Most Awesome Fucked Up Horror Movies Ever and it's legit just violence against women. that's the whole plot

So he gave millions and you gave $40 and feel like you’re doing more?

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bro it's 2021. get pegged, eat your own cum, idk live a little

funniest radfem sex take was “it is literally impossible to take pleasure in giving a blowjob”

If it passes the Harkness Test, I’m down.

This isn’t an item or even a game mechanic but I think y’all know you need the Harkness Test at some point or another in most campaigns

The takeaway here is that Scoobert Doo is a fuckable monster

look, the harkness test isn’t whether a monster is ATTRACTIVE, it’s whether fucking the monster is UNETHICAL. “do I find scooby doo hot?” is a separate question from “IF I find scooby doo hot, would fucking him constitute bestiality?” 

i think we shoukd have glowstick juice injected in our bones when we’re born so if we break em theres a fun little surprise

whats the surprise

blood poisoning

7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox

7 million

in the earth

free them

the authoritarian right’s obsession with not jacking off is the funniest thing ever they’re like monks but racist

beats being a godless degenerate from the left

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

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