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People don’t even say w00t anymore.

It genuinely upsets me that there are people who call this animation and voice acting bad, there’s so much heart and soul on display in just this clip alone

“WHO DARES TO INVOKE WXRTHLTL-JWLPKLZ?” “Where were you when the vowels were bein’ handed out, behind the door??”

(forgetting the word “touchscreen”) my mom’s new car has an amazing digital surface

can you put that thing on a leash?

music jon bois plays before revealing the Arizona Cardinals didn't make the playoffs

got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.

I’ve had this queued for 4 fucking years so it’d be reblogged on a Monday. the next time this can be accurately reblogged is in 6 years

me: yeah, so one of your most famous works is actually just that commission of a woman that you kept. Honestly, it's less of the piece itself that lead to its fame and more the mystery surrounding it, so I was hoping you could clear that up the decayed corpse of Leonardo Da Vinci that I resurrected: Hai detto che hanno chiamato una tartaruga che combatte il crimine con il mio nome?

In my experience, they tend to actually go with the way dumber option of "Okay so this means that, every time we pit the hare against the tortoise, the tortoise would win, and therefore a tortoise can also beat all the other animals a hare could ordinarily beat in a race"

notice how everyone is horny today

literally in tears at this video....such good helpers......

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow