𝘥𝘶𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘢

been watching dexter tryna eat a fly n i don’t have the heart to tell him he can’t eat it through a window

if u catch me ugly crying no u didnt, mind ya business

cindy has promised me a dessert made of veggies n i think this will be my demise

idk what’s more uncomfortable between being too cold or too hot

i caved after being harassed daily by project makeover n downloaded it a while back n now i’m obsessed i hate it

idk what i’ll miss most about hawaii whether it’s cindy threatening my life daily or the food who knows

at what age will i stop burning myself with hot oil whilst cooking

remember that time i played dbd once and then never played it again bc i ran out of memory

watched cruella for the third time but there’s something bout watching a movie in the sun that just cleanses my soul

you ever watch a tiktok n it just haunts you for the rest of your life

resist the citrus dua, resist

dua 2 - hangover 500

happy day of hangovers fam