Shitposts And Pissposts

Now I’m being handed partials of microplastics wired directly to my balls

graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses

the last line is the government lmao

hey babygirl

Good bye baby girl, get away from me

fuck you *unbabies your girl*

hey babygirl

Good bye baby girl, get away from me

two transfem girlfriends who love acquiring each other’s obscure fetishes.

literally me and my girlfriend

two transfem girlfriends who love acquiring each other’s obscure fetishes.

There's something thats just so incredibly funny about the Afroman lawsuit cause theres literally no substance to it. Seeing all these cops getting upset and offended by Afroman music in a courtroom setting is just so fucking funny. Like a lawyer asking a cop "what private information of yours exactly was breached by the phrase "receding hairline dipshit"?" Like you could have saved yourself the extra humiliation, but instead you guys took it to court and now everyone has seen your sheriff literally break down crying over a song that says she licks pussy. Thats just objectively hilarious

I can't get over this. Afroman releasing individual diss tracks about each of the cops is so good. Cause like its one thing to make one or two songs about the house raid, but then to proceed to make a song called "Randy Walters is a son of a Bitch", call him out by name and say you fucked his wife, and then have that same cop go on court record saying he cannot confirm or deny that he got cucked by Afroman. Like congrats man. Before, everyone just thought he was joking about fucking your wife, but now you wont deny it

I don't know enough about plume, and I'm not recommending them, but relationship anarchy is so absurdly based