One Thirsty Bitch

WHEN YOU LOVE SOMETHING SO HARD BUT THE FANDOM CONSISTS OF APPROXIMATELY SIX OTHER PEOPLE AND A SHOELACE

Molly’s fake engagement ring is so much better than Mary’s real one.

HOOHOOHOOOOOOO

I feel like there’s a metaphor here…..

A+ gif use

I think the issue with the presidency is that the person most fit to be in that position would never seek such power

im a huge fan of space; both outer and personal

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

okay but all joking and internet shit aside, john cena is actually an amazing fucking human being

is he dumb or is he dumb? tf? i swear he sounds and looks dumber everyday. he seriously looks like a wet rat 25/8.

Bruh ., this guy

Does he sniff glue on a regular basis?

someone fall in love with me thanks

also if you’re hot flirt with me

Kids learn this shit from their shitty fucking parents and that’s so sad

They sound just like their parents. They have the nerve to be upset that they’re being filmed.