Deadass

pussy wetter than the lost city of atlanta

Atlantis. The wet and lost city you’re looking for is Atlantis

Those in the notes worried about this being AI, it's not - her name is Pan Xiaoting and she's a badass billiards pro

Special Event: All Horses’ Birthday (Southern Hemisphere only)

Special Event: All Horses' Birthday (Northern Hemisphere only)

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐

listen to hiphop or else you will go to hell

if you dont like hiphop its because you have a dark mark on your soul and you will not get into heaven

I almost spit out my water

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

interesting dates on this post