โ how to be a pisces โย sentence meme
these were taken from youtuber sailor jโsย โ how to be a [zodiac sign]ย โ series ( she purposely uses stereotypesย of the signs for parody reasons ).
change pronouns & anything else as you see fit
โ responsibility? iโve never felt that , never known that , never experienced that emotion.ย โ
โ what does it mean to have aย โ life goalย โ ?ย โ
โ everyone hates me.ย โ
โ everyone mistreats me.ย โ
โ whatโs going on? what are we doing?ย โ
โ career goals? mermaid.ย โ
โ i seriously have no plans for the future , i donโt know whatโs going on.ย โ
โ yes , yes , mermaid queen!ย โ
โ iโve done nothing to earn the things that i desire but canโt say no to a victim! โ
โ i need to be told how to live my life. โ
โ everything is everyone elseโs fault!ย โ
โ i donโt know what a tax return is ; i donโt even pay my bills.ย โ
โ my life is in shambles!ย โ
โ i donโt want to date you unless you have sprawling emotional issues for me to fix.ย โ
โ i really like this guy , heโs a terrible human being and has been in jail 8 times but , you know , he likes cats and i like cats so thatโs enough for me. โ
โ this looks awful and it is everyoneโs fault except mine!ย โ
โ i canโt tell if iโm in love or if i feel sorry for you.ย โ
โ my life skills include whining and glitter.ย โย
โ nothing ever goes right in my life and itโs not fair.ย โ
โ i am going to use you and everyone else i love as a tool of gratification.ย โ
โ feel bad for me! i need it to live!ย โ