Pear Preassure

A vampire I created for CDC. Learned alot, had alot of fun. Will continue working on it.

Welp, 2015 is over. Its been a fairly decent year. I made some new friends, had some good times, ate a bunch of pears. But more so then anything, it was a year for introspection for me, I got time to think about alot of stuff, to think about life and where I wana go, not only with art (wich I have been really bad with posting) but in general. And hell, I think 2016 will be a really good year, I hope it will be good for all of you aswell. So yeah, happy new pear! -PP

Teach them swear words and give them to old people.

Isent she a beuty? Well, she is rich as balls so it dont matter what you think.

A dick....

A lil Witcher fan art I did recently. Was fun, and got to try out drawing cute things, cant say I’ve ever done that before.

A booty self peartrait I did for self booty day. Check out the bootyilicious tumblr with most of them :) http://bootybeautym8.tumblr.com/

Here is a painting of me being painted by the very talanted Brandon Stricker. As far as the painting in the painting is concerned that is the cover illustration for the next big erotic novel that is set to hit convience stores in fall of this year. It is guaranted to get a rise out of your own fruit tree, and help you spred your own seed around. Ask for it by the fruitdesk. 18+ Tough. P.s here is a link to Brandons stuff, check it out, he is quite cool. https://www.artstation.com/artist/brandonstricker http://theartofbs.tumblr.com/

Because I havent done any pears in a while, so I tought I would paint myself. If I do another one I will have to make myself less muscular, and give myself more bodily hair. Especially around the ass....

 “Portrait of a Man“ This is a portrait of a friend I have worked on and off on for a lil while now, finished it about a week ago but never got around to positing. Well, gona call this done. Learned quite a few things from it, amongst other things on how to cope with when you are a painting someone who is just so much more beautiful then yourself. P.s It isent that I forgot to add eyebrows, he simply dont have them.

Altought I havent been uploading anything as of late, I'm not dead, just half dead. Been sick for over a month but I'm finally getting better, so I tought I would upload a lil sketch I did, aswell as the alternativ version cuz hey, they one is more stuied for this tumlbr. P.s His sword has a magical ability to grow when used aswell, and as a last resort he can shot out some white magic, but that sucks all the mana out of the sword and he has to recharge.

Happy new year y'all. I know I havent been actively posting here as of late, but I'll try to be more active, and honor the art dump part of this sh*t alot more. And yhea, I know that this piece is basically just my Pearthday one with new text, but I'm lazy. So yhea, thank you all for a (kind off) wonderfull year. Now go eat a pear, you deserve it. P.s if you read this, and you are named Steve. I do not hate you, I just hate your name, also your parents. What kind of parents names their child "Steve", why not Stephen, Stefan or Albert? Seriously? But yhea, F'ck your parents. -PP

A lil portrait I did of another artist. He looks way less manly in reality....

I did another versions. Because the sad reality is that alot of pears experiment with drugs, some of them simply do not have a choice. Stop drug addiction, don't spray your pears with pesticide. Spray your apples tough, f'ck apples.

There is actually no reason for the wheelchair. He did not actually have any legs to start with, he is just a fraud stealing benefitz moneyz from the government.

YOU ARE NOT PREPEARED

Welp. Here is another post not about pears. I tought I would make honor to the "art dump" part of my description I'll get back to drawing pears now.