the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

seriously do not fuck with final fantasy they will make you care about default brown haired white man you think it won't happen you say to yourself i will never care about default brown haired white man in fact i think he's kind of lame and then they hit you upside the head with shadowbringers and before you know it you're sitting there like i have to go to work ardbert give me strength we'll get through this together

free trial for ffxiv is expanding to shadowbringers you guys have no reason not to play toys with us anymore