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How hard was it to say “pistachio”
you: pistachio me, an intellectual: That Green Nüt ™

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YOU HAVE INDEEED COMMITTED RAPE
An early reblog mentions that gender is explicitly not mentioned. Doesn’t matter who does it, what kind of relationship it is, unprotected sex does not equal protected sex, and consent to one does not imply consent to the other.
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The punchline of this comic is the truest thing to ever exist.
how to fast travel: down nyquil and sleep on the public bus
im trying find a certain cat picture, its kinda grey-black cat holding on to one of those cat climb/scratch post while going :v
looks like this
This one?
yes!!!! thank you!!
now your second quest, which is optional
Butter cat???
yes! thats the one! i have no more mspaint cats now. thanks for partaking in the quest for cats.
“I’ve NEVER. Eaten a DONUT. In my ENTIRE LIFE. And I’m NOT. About to start NOW.”
-Crazy customer I had today, upon being offered a complimentary donut
Why is this a real thing that happened in the real world what’s the meaning of this
I’m just gonna copy paste the story here from discord because honestly the whole story is worth hearing
so lady comes through drive thru. “Hi what can I get for you?” “A sesame bagel with extra cream cheese.” “A sesame bagel with extra cream cheese, sure no problem, can I get you anything else today?” “No” “Alright, you can pull up” and I just hear this quiet disgrunted “ ‘Please’ ?” I’m like uhhhhh, was that even directed at me, I don’t know, I don’t know how to respond to that so I just ignore it like I didn’t hear it. I go up to the window and see this woman, which she honestly looked like a tomato with messy gray hair. Before I have the window halfway open I see her roll her eyes at me so I’m like oh boy here we go, time to put on the stupid sweet customer voice “Hi how are you today?” She hands me the money for her bagel and goes “Just a tip. It’s ‘Please pull up to the window.’ not ‘pull up.’ I found that incredibly rude.” I go “I’m sorry about that, I didn’t intend for that to be rude, I just meant that it was okay to pull up to the window now.” “I know what you meant. But it was rude.” “Well, I apologize. Here’s your bagel, have a great day.” She goes “I’m a MYSTERY SHOPPER.” (If you don’t have Mystery shoppers where you are, it’s kind of like undercover boss where the store owner hires someone through the Mystery shopper program and they place a regular order just to make sure people are following policy) I’m like “… ok” So I’m about to tell my boss and coworker what just happened when she comes in. And I jump to the front counter because no way I’m letting her talk to my boss before I do. “Hi, can I help you?” “Yes. This bagel was supposed to be NOT toasted. You toasted it.” “Ohh, I’m so sorry about that! I didn’t hear that. I’ll make you a new one right now.” Coworker beats me to the bagel and I say “A little extra cream cheese on that.” She looks at my boss “She just said a LITTLE cream cheese. I wanted EXTRA cream cheese.” Boss goes “Oh, she said a little extra cream cheese.” “Oh” Boss goes into kiss ass mode as well and says, “I’m sorry about the mistake, would you like a donut?” Lady goes “I’ve never. Eaten a donut. In my ENTIRE LIFE. and I’m NOT. About to start NOW.” Boss is like “… ok” and we’re all internally going sdhakgsdgkja?
So we get the bagel out and she says to my boss “And I have one more thing to say.” She leans in with a sneer. “Mystery shopper.” boss goes “We don’t do that here.” “yea you do.” “No we don’t.” “yea you do.” “Have a good day.”
Basically we’re pretty sure the lady was crazy and she was absolutely lying because Mystery shoppers are not allowed to tell you that they’re mystery shoppers, and they aren’t allowed to coach you. And even if she was, “please” is not one of the things they look for. They look for a Greeting, whether or not you repeated the order and the price back, and whether or not you upsold. We haven’t participated in the program in over 7 years.

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would you guys like to see the most unique rare and blessed picture i’ve ever taken?
his day now
the world was so much darker before i tasted flesh
just so we’re clear, this was a post about the first time i sucked a dick.
This post was two consecutive sucker punches to the face.
Really three because I also had to read OP’s name
normal ppl: assassin
me, an intellectual with 2 brain cells: ass ass in
Since the two best-selling games of all time are Tetris and Minecraft, I think we can safely say that people fucking LOVE squares
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The Index-Journal, Greenwood, South Carolina, August 6, 1952
every time millennials say they have the darkest sense of humor, the cold war generations have a little giggle
cool but this COULD LITERALLY BE A TWEET MADE YESTERDAY
komala’s shiny palette is absolute bullshit
it just gets a strawberry flavored log. literally nothing else. MAYBE slightly darker but i cant really tell. why did they have to do this to me
what if the log is the actual pokemon and the koala is just a regular koala and that’s why it can’t get status effects because it’s just a log
the walk cycle it looks more like the log is the one moving and the koala is just. hanging on
oh my god
someone at game freak: ok new pokemon idea stay with me here…………..a log that cant get a fucking koala off of it