Row Row Row Ya Boat

WHERE DOES MY MONEY DISAPPEAR TO it’s like hocus pocus I am brokus.

I swear snow is like some weird phenomena like aliens or something that shit is fucking art and you know it

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

I’m reblogging this because as my follower count goes up, the odds of this saving a life do too.

My elementary school had drills telling us what to do in such an emergency. This is exactly what they told us. AND NOW FOR A FACT: IN CALIFORNIA YOU DO NOT HAVE TO REGISTER A SHOTGUN!

Great Scott!

IT’S FINALLY HAPPENINGGGGGGG! -Ariel

HEART AND BRAIN IS OFFICIALLY MY OTP

@astrangedevice

After this week, Back to the Future will take place entirely in the past

OMG THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN FOR EVERYONE!

what really scares me is that i’m average i’m not really good at anything or really beautiful i’m going to live an average life with an average job an average income and die an average death with an average funeral and nobody is going to remember me

Van Gogh thought that too

That was so appropriate and needed.

Sometimes when I ask someone a question and they misinterpret the question, I just go along with it and don’t say anything because I don’t want to embarrass them.

This is the dumbest thing to nitpick but the phrase “real UFO” bothers me any UFO is a real UFO as long as it’s unidentified and flying because that’s what those words mean weather or not it’s an alien is a different matter it could be a pancake someone threw real hard as long as you don’t know that’s what it is it’s a UFO

i always scout out my house first to make sure I won’t run into anyone on my way there and get that look and a lecture

I used to pull all-nighters but now I can barely pull all-dayers