~ love bug ~

Nana 😭😖

splice phrases “the devil is in the details” and “the proof is in the pudding”, you get “the proof is in the details” (makes sense) and “the devil is in the pudding” (omen)

i love that post thats like “never trust how you feel about your life after 9pm” that shit changed my life. every time i feel bad i look at the clock and i’m like Aha It’s 10:26 PM You Cannot Fucking Fool Me

hello male writer. before you is a typewriter. you have one day to write a novella with a woman as the protagonist without describing her breasts. the timer begins now

Her ass was like a peach, and brother I’m in her pit.

well. that one’s on me

markiplier fandom is so funny they be like “I was SO excited to see West Montgomery” and they post a picture and it’s literally just markiplier in a different hat

rb to relieve the back pain of the person u reblogged this from

[ID: pictures of pokémon. 1st batch: nickit, rockruff, alolan vulpix, vulpix, hisuian zorua, and zorua. 2nd batch: fletchling, starly, rookidee, murkrow, taillow, and pikipek. 3rd batch: litwick, gastly, shedinja, honedge, mimikyu, and drifloon. /END ID]