tips flowers m'bee

happy pride month i love you 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌈🦋✨

Lets hear it for Malicious Compliance

*filming literal mold* “There is a bit of a damp problem…” The signs saying “DON’T BUY THIS” are a beautiful touch.

we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight

okay. fine. i have a solution that will make no one happy. let's make pluto a planet. if we launch one tungsten cube per day for 200 years precisely aimed at pluto's surface it will become massive enough to gravitationally clear its orbit of other kuiper belt objects. this will be completely useless and extremely expensive as well as potentially dangerous. and it will destroy the heart

at the gym telling everyone the weights would be easier to lift if we all work together