kokys kundelik

oh god i miss you on my dick it's me your little gooner bitch

i think all rpf is justified because rpf doesn’t come from nowhere. they were doing something to deserve it

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

I once ate meat from a pig that was only fed wine corks during its life. I became nauseated and tired and fell asleep in my leather armchair. I dreamt of cool breezes over vineyards on the Mediterranean Sea, until I woke up in a cold sweat and a longing for Italy. It’s not right to feed a pig too much of something, it gives them a connection which is best left alone.

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

fucking the everything bagel for everything

everything? including war?

fucking the war bagel for war

good morning, you already know what tf day it is. let's get it crackin, let's get those cocks crankin, let's never ever die forever

as a regular donor to Gaza Soup Kitchen I get their email updates, and they said today that while they've continued to be able to expand, donations are slowing down as Gaza gets less coverage. If you have a few dollars to spare, I encourage you to send them here to continue the amazing work that Hani and his team are doing.

the world is my cuck chair

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

idgaf what i think about me bc i don't even like that guy

idgaf what i think about me bc i don't even like that guy