An Entire Real U.S. Gay

I'm actually from Baltimost, Merrierland so forgive me if I'm less than impressed

[EXTREMELY HAUNTED & HOLLOW-EYED LOOK] yeah man i’m doing. Really good

It nearly fuckeing, chrastmas *Does the harlam shake with all my favorite anime and videogame, characters*

The idea of two people having sex and it creating another, smaller person who has a combination of their traits sounds like it was made up for fan fiction but alas I've heard tale that it's really happened

i need to say this in a safe space. i hate the word hubby. it is revolting. i never want to have to see or hear that word again

heterosexual women, i am holding your hand while i say this. please… enough. haven’t we endured enough?

ever since i learned abt the concept of networking i knew i was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way

i believe i can do everything in this life except feign interest and suck up to people