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they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

people will say “they’re only friends” and then show me two people who would crawl through broken glass to hear the other laugh once. two people who have memorized each other’s coffee orders, fears, childhood stories, and emergency contacts. two people who would haunt each other’s houses as ghosts. be serious.

Just an FYI—the original intention of this post was to challenge the way people say only friends, as though friendship is somehow lesser than other forms of love. As if being deeply known, cherished, and chosen by another person could ever be a small thing. Normalize profound platonic love. Some of the most fulfilling, transformative, and enduring relationships we will ever have are friendships. 🫶🏼

Whats up tunblr basically i just wrote this book with tons of dope fan fiction trope buzz woeds and gay characters fucking & sucking each other the entire book U will like it automaticaly i think since it has those blaze ths shit imediately🔥🔥🔥

pjack punched my dog in the head and it died

Still not what I want

I listened to this radio show about scientists who found vole bones in a Stone Age era cave, and they wanted to know if early humans had eaten them, so they got a volunteer to swallow an entire boiled vole without chewing, so that they could analyze the bones afterward and see if human digestive acid caused damage they could match. anyway, this poor volunteer shat out the digested vole, they looked at the bones, and it was not a match. ancient humans did not eat that particular old dead vole. really glad that they made someone swallow a vole owl-style though, there’s no way one of those goes down like an Advil. and boiled?? yeghhhh

there was a poll yesterday asking who is sexier, palpatine or smeagol and i was like "well talk about a rock and a hard place, but it's true that the answer is obvious" but when i cast my vote i saw PALPATINE was winning??????????????!!!!!!! palpatine is an evil dictator. smeagol has depth that palpatine never could. and with smeagol's nakedness at least we know what you see is what you get. palpatine??? over smeagol????? you people are so fucked in the head!!!!

tomorrow at 4pm youve got saving me from my eternal doom and agony. dont forget

chuckling incredulously. you forgot. im in the pit of eternal doom and agony and you forgot

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

I Successfully Overthrew The Demon Lord And Instituted Demon Democracy But They Voted For A Commie So The CIA Not Some Fantasy Equivalent The Actual CIA Who Have Known About Magic And Alternate Realms The Whole Damn Time But Won't Just Unisekai Me Launched A Counter Coup And That's When Things Really Went To Shit

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments