Ay, quit hokkin my chynika! .

there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

quit laying solitary eggs with penniless dregs and come lay healthy clutches with a wealthy duchess

yknow itd be a lot easier to pass this mirror test if i didnt have this dumbass staring at me the whole time

I be running my fingers through my bush pondering ancient wisdoms

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close