maybe a wizard did it?

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

I Successfully Overthrew The Demon Lord And Instituted Demon Democracy But They Voted For A Commie So The CIA Not Some Fantasy Equivalent The Actual CIA Who Have Known About Magic And Alternate Realms The Whole Damn Time But Won't Just Unisekai Me Launched A Counter Coup And That's When Things Really Went To Shit

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.

oh man the painting on this drawing is insa- fuck do you mean #minecraft build

This is the reason I will never get tired of this game. It’s such a canvas for creativity, you can see or discover something new about it almost every day. Like look at these! These are astoundingly beautiful!

be honest. are you guys only hanging out with me because of the prophecy.

>#I love how this gag would be funny at any point since the third century BCE

i think fiction should be abolished. if yo uwrite about a character dying you should be put on trial in real life for murder

all fiction is unethical. why are you lying for fun