Sometimes there is nothing and no reason

take your carriage very slowly by your rival’s home, that she might see your latest hat

Eat your heart Catherine, you toad-eating hag.

Elizabeth, you must surely be aware that I am unable to view the roads from my apartments due to the vastness of my estate…

Oh, please do forgive my mistake, Catherine, I had only assumed you could see from that ostentatiously high pedestal atop of which you have placed yourself

maybe if we, as a society, spent more time in gardens things wouldn’t be like this

what ever happened to personality!!! i want decorative towels that arent boring!!! i want NOVELTY!! i want people to come over to my house and look at my trinkets and immediately think this lady is a wacko and also her stuff is haunted

cant fucking believe i missed the 80s…..the audacity……,

do you think if pacman was popular in tumblr culture there would be a bunch of art depicting him as a blonde twink

I have bad news for you

oh no this post is cancelled

holy shit apparently during the filming of the 2002 spiderman movie james franco joked that tobey maguire had “frog-like features” which genuinely upset him and resulted in a rivalry between the two that still exists today i’m fucking screaming 

i hope tobey maguire beats the fucking shit out of james franco with no repercussions

The frog in tom holland’s mouth is actually tobey maguire

Anyone else love minding their own business

the talking heads were right….. say something once. why say it again