p a t r o c l u s

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

good music should beat the shit out of you

It’s kinda cool how someone can just pop into your life all of a sudden and become so important to you within such a small amount of time. I think that’s what makes life so interesting though. There’s always a reason to be hopeful for the future because you never know what good things will come your way next.

americans be like dude learning to drive isnt that bad but they dont know youre in ireland sharing a lane with a horse who is a bad person. And the horse and the instructor are friends and he keeps dapping the horse up through the window. And the horse called you a bitch under his breath so quiet the driving instructor is trying to convince you that you must have misheard him but you didnt. and theres a roundabout coming up and the horse didnt indicate

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

everyday i mourn that my parents did not make me study five languages during my critical window of language acquisition (2 to 7 years)

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

happy if you have scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with your sexuality july

i don’t believe teenage girls learn about gay fanfiction i think they each individually create the idea in their head first

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary